What is this, a Hiatus?

Well, I'm back (momentarily). So many things have been bubbling up lately, and I have so much to say concerning these past few weeks. However, at the moment I don't have the time to cohesively organize the trillions of inklings swarming about my head. I'll share a few with you, my dear blog buddies.

• A circle of trust should be reserved for the very elite of friends.
• Following instinct has only two outcomes, but even bold failure is applauded.
• Reading irony is different than seeing irony.
• Sierra Mist and Pickle Chips prove Divine Providence.
• Everything is the outcome of The Great Depression.
• Even Stanislavski was wrong once.
• Criticism is key to improvement.
• Velcro is for stupid people.
• My friends are prettier than yours.

abs.

p.s. Why has no one pointed out the typo in my banner?